[Verse 1: Danny Sexbang]
Hey little Danny, don’t you cry
I am you from much later in your life
I know your hair is wild, I know you have no style
You’re still a virgin and you will be for a while

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don’t you know that you are hot as heck on the inside?
Everybody knows the best bananas will be ripe with time
Danny, don’t you know that you kick so much ass on the inside?

[Post-Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?

[Verse 2: Danny Sexbang]
Hey little Danny, don’t be blue
You had a growth spurt and you’re suddenly 6’2”
The girls are steering clear, you walk like a newborn deer
You sent birthday invites, and now all your friend is here

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don’t you know that you are cool as hell on the inside?
You’re just going through an awkward phase from 12 to 29
Danny, don’t you know that everyone feels weird on the inside?
[Post-Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?

[Bridge: Danny Sexbang, Pam Horton]
Close your eyes and you will see
A window into your destiny
Now you’re on tour, and they want more!
You step on stage and they come alive
No one cares that you’re 35
You’re a rock star, on a centaur!
Where'd he get a centaur?
You’re still a nerdy kid inside
But now you’ve finally found your tribe
Hear the crowd roar!
Give ‘em what they came for!

[Guitar Solo]

[Interlude: Danny Sexbang, Crowd]
All right, let me hear you!
D-A-N-N-Y, he's a super awesome guy!
D-A-N-N-Y, he is not afraid to cry! (What?)
D-A-N-N-Y, he cries almost all the time! (Uh...)
D-A-N-N-Y, he cries and cries and cries and cries!
Okay, thanks guys! Very helpful, thank you. Shake it off, shake it off...
[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don’t you know that we’re all rad as heck on the inside?
Now it’s time to rock the show, come on you are a star tonight
Danny, don’t you know that you’re a spandex butterfly for life?

[Post-Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don’t you know?

[Outro: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don’t you know...