[Verse 1]
I want my P in your V
Want you to S on my D
Gotta J off on your T's
Then FYI, I wanna F your A
OMG
Just stuff your mouth with my B's
Don't LOL at my C
And FYI, I wanna F your A

[Chorus]
Girl, I can tell that you know what I mean
But just in case, I will provide the translation
Like how I want you to sign up for the PTA
That's the Penis Touching Association
Tonight, let's watch a DVD
That means you'll get a Dicking oh so Very Delicately
I'll take the SAT, you'll take the GRE
I'll do Such Amazing Thrusting that you'll Get Ready for Ecstasy

[Verse 2]
Holy S
I'll bust a N on your chest
You know my D is the best
And FYI, I wanna F your A
No F'in' way
So how about a BJ?
If not, that's also OK
But FYI, I wanna F your A
[Chorus]
Let's play a sexy RPG
While we watch ABC and eat a bowl of MSG
Meaning that I'll Really Pound your Groin
As you Achieve Butt Climax and Make Sex Gravy
You'll be a VIP at the DMV
Very Intensely Plowed by a Dick Made out of Victory
LOL! JK, I love your TLC
And you can bet I'll BRB for some more S-E-X ASAP

[Outro]
FYI, F your A
Everybody say FYI (FYI)
Everybody say F your A (F Your A)
I'll F your V, then your T's, then your A, then your M
Then your T's, then your V, then your A again
If you want me to F your A, say "Yeah!"
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