[Verse 1]
Shadows lie across our hearts
As we walk another hundred miles
It's only the first day
And three fifths of our party have died
(Not a good average)
Then we saw the waterfall
Where the Stallion of Satan resides
We would have to tame him if
We wanted to save our lives
Because we must

[Chorus]
Follow the guiding light of the North Star
Even though it screwed us over
A bunch of times
What's your problem?
Go fuck yourself, Star!
(He didn't mean that)