[Verse 1]
Little child, close your eyes
You're like an angel in the moonlight
While you're dreaming, a new day waits for you
Let this lullaby carry you through
Shh

[Chorus]
It's bedtime (It's bedtime)
Let my army of demons rock you to sleep
It's bedtime (It's fucking bedtime)
Have sweet dreams while I rev my Jeep

[Spoken Word]
I see you're still awake for some reason
Was it the guitar solo?
Was it the demons?
Yeah, people have told us that before

[Verse 2]
Little child, just relax now
Lеt Brian play some gentle sax now
I'll usе this jackhammer right outside your door
The vibrations will help you sleep for sure

[Chorus]
It's bedtime (It's bedtime)
Let the laughter of Satan close your sleepy eyes
It's bedtime (It's fuckin' bedtime)
Fighter jets tearing across the sky
It's bedtime (It's bedtime)
There's a boatload of pirates and they're fighting police
It's bedtime (It's fuckin' bedtime)
Here's a carnivorous beaver and he's hungry for meat
[Spoken Word]
Do you ever think about how ghosts can't be stopped by anything?
Would you like to see a slideshow about where meat comes from?
Apparently lots of venomous snakes can open doors
Who knew?
Check out my airhorn

[Chorus]
It's bedtime (It's bedtime)
Let the hellspawn of Zagoth mellow all of your dreams
It's bedtime (It's fuckin' bedtime)
Here's one last blood-curdling scream

[Outro]
Freeze!
Avast, ye mateys!
Put your hook hands up!
Good night