[Verse 1]
What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady
What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this?
Your life's in danger, every enemy's a stranger
Lucky for you, I rule this town with my iron fists
Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses
No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal
Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing"
And diplomas from The University of Fucking Keepin' it Real

[Chorus]
(Hey! Hey!) That's how we're living
Welcome to Attitude City
(Hey! Hey!) No fucks are given
When you're in Attitude City
(Hey! Hey!) You made the right decision
If your goal was to learn how to rock
Now sit back as I walk you through
My life as the baddest fuckin' dude on the block

[Verse 2]
Every morning I wake up before the dawn and
Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!)
Then shit gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies
And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (Fuck yeah!)
Then I maintain this insane body with weight training
Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!)
Just ask my mother, I am one tough fuckin' fucker
And if I have scary dreams, I can just go to sleep between her and dad
[Chorus]
(Hey! Hey!) No one can faze me
When I'm in Attitude City
(Hey! Hey!) This shit gets crazy
Daily in Attitude City
(Hey! Hey!) My rock is fuckin' tasty, but here come some tough
Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown
I'll take on your whole bitchass gang, now let's throw the fuck down!

[Bridge]
Oh, what a lovely spring day
For you to visit our city
Here are some tasty gumdrops
And rainbow colored lollipops (Lollipops)
Do come again with your thugs
But only if you like bro hugs
Here's my wallet
Have a nice day

[Chorus]
(Hey! That's right!) We are the masters
Of fuckin' Attitude City!
(Hey! We're much) Harder and faster
Than you in Attitude City!
(Hey! We are!) nightmare disasters!
To anyone who
Shows disrespect, girl, your life, we'll protect
And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct!
[Outro]
Rock Fuck!
Rock Fuck!