[Verse 1]
I am the toughest fucking ninja
That you've ever seen
I killed a king
And changed the course of European history

[Pre-Chorus]
But that's all in the past
I am changing fast
I'm switching up my stance
'Cause I just wanna
I just wanna dance

[Chorus]
(Hell yeah!) Look at me, I'm dancing
(Let's kick it, boys!) Oh, son of a bitch, I'm dancing
Watch me go! Watch me go!

[Verse 2]
I've banged a thousand hotter girls
Than the hottest girl you've ever seen
I'll ninja-thrust and take you to orgasmic places
You have never been

[Pre-Chorus]
But I don't want romance
Or any dalliance
So button up your pants
'Cause I just wanna
I just wanna dance
[Chorus]
You gotta believe I'm dancing
(That's TWRP, everybody! They've been practicing this for months!)
Jesus the Christ, I'm dancing
You now believe in God
Bring it home, boys!