[Intro: Danny Sexbang]
Speaking of emotions
I would just like to say while Jim tunes
When Brian and I started this band 12 years ago
12, amazingly enough
Our only goal was to make people laugh
Which is why we wrote a lot of songs about dinosaurs and wizards
And then as the years went on
We were actually shocked to find out
That this band meant something to people beyond that
Um, that people were making an emotional connection with the music
And then we started putting more of ourselves into the songs
And this is one of thosе songs which is definitely
Uh, a true story for both of our livеs, I think
Because we were both nerds growing up
And we still are
This is called Danny Don't You Know

[Verse 1: Danny Sexbang]
Hey little Danny, don’t you cry
I am you from much later in your life
I know your hair is wild, I know you have no style
You’re still a virgin and you will be for a while

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang & Jim Roach]
Danny, don’t you know that you are hot as fuck on the inside?
Everybody knows the best bananas will be ripe with time
Danny, don’t you know that you kick so much ass on the inside?
[Post-Chorus: Danny Sexbang & Jim Roach]
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?

[Verse 2: Danny Sexbang]
Hey little Danny, don’t be blue
You had a growth spurt and you’re suddenly 6’2”
The girls are steering clear, you walk like a newborn deer
Sent birthday invites and now all your friend is here

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang & Jim Roach]
Danny, don’t you know that you are cool as fuck on the inside?
You’re just going through an awkward phase from 12 to 29
Danny, don’t you know that everyone feels weird on the inside?

[Post-Chorus: Danny Sexbang & Jim Roach]
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?

[Bridge: Danny Sexbang]
Close your eyes and you will see
A window into your destiny
Now you’re on tour and they want more!
You step on stage and they come alive
No one cares that you’re 35
You’re a rock star on a centaur!
You’re still a nerdy kid inside
But now you’ve finally found your tribe
Hear the crowd roar! Give ‘em what they came for!
[Guitar Solo]

[Interlude: Danny Sexbang, Jim Roach]
All right, Jim, let's hear it
D-A-N-N-Y, he's a super awesome guy!
D-A-N-N-Y, he is not afraid to cry! (What?)
D-A-N-N-Y, he cries almost all the time! (Jim)
D-A-N-N-Y, he cries and cries, it's so true!
Jim, dammit! Even here
All right, whatever

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don’t you know that we’re all rad as fuck on the inside?
Now it’s time to rock the show, come on, you are a star tonight
Danny, don’t you know that you’re a spandex butterfly for life?

[Post-Chorus: Danny Sexbang & Jim Roach]
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don't you know?
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don’t you know?
[Outro: Danny Sexbang]
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don’t you know?
Danny, don’t you know?
Oh, whoa, whoa
Thank you, aw, thank-
Thank you whoever said that
Someone said "Beautiful"