So you wanna tell if a boy likes ya?
Yeah!
Well then, just listen to this song with your tiny girls ears
1, 2, 3, let's go

Cute boy
Does he smile when you pass?
Cute boy
Does he write you notes in class?
Cute boy
Does he say "Hi" to your mudder?
Cute boy
Does he carve your face in butter?
Cute boy
Does he give you scented butter?
Cute boy
What's the deal with him and butter?
Cute boy
It's weird 'cause that's the second time he's mentioned it
Cute boy
You should probably talk to him about that

He likes you, he likes you
He likes you, he likes you
He likes you, he likes you
Plus you'll get free butter for years
That's not a small thing
Your toast will never be alone again
He likes you, he likes you
He likes you, he likes you
He likes you, he likes you
Seriously, does he work at some kind of creamery?
'Cause if not, that's kind of weird
He might be some kind of (?) burglar or something