Monsters are everywhere
But at least you've got your teddy bear
Monsters are everywhere
They feed on fear and your underwear (Gross!)
Monsters are everywhere
Your life will totally not be spared
Monsters are everywhere
Except in your closet (Wait, they live in there, sorry)

But at least you've got your mom (Your attractive mom)
Your single mom (Hey, how you doing?)
I'm just gonna go with these nice men for a bit, Timmy (Alright!)

Monsters are everywhere
So close your eyes and say your prayer
Monsters are everywhere
You're dead