[Verse 1]
The earth has so many problems
But I know that we can solve them, all right
We just need to work together
And we'll start to make it better tonight

[Pre-Chorus]
The forests will grow anew
The oceans will gleam their crystal blue
And when our work is done
There's only one question I have for you

[Chorus]
Is your mom single?
Is your mom free tonight?
The stars are shining
The moon is bright
As my and your mom's souls unite
Let's save the earth
Let's save the earth
Let's save the earth

[Verse 2]
It's up to our generation
And people from every nation, get mad (Get mad)
Let's make sure we all recycle
Like your mom could cycle in a new dad (New dad)
[Spoken]
We're emitting more and more greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere. The polar ice caps are melting. Global temperatures are rising at an alarming rate. We need to reduce, reuse, recycle every day. Do you think you could eventually learn to love me as a father instead of just as your karate instructor?

[Chorus]
Is your mom single? (Is your mom single?)
Is your mom free tonight?
The planet's struggling, may I be snuggling
Your mom by candlelight?

[Bridge]
We could ride away on a horse and carriage
Would she be down with an open marriage?
So hear my plea, keep the planet clean
Make my balls less blue and the trees more green

[Celebratory Ending]
Think globally, act locally
Think globally, act locally
Think globally, act locally (Let me date your mom)
Think globally, act locally (Let me date your mom)
{Let me date your mom, let me date your mom}
Think globally, act locally (I wanna date your mom)
{Let me date your mom, let me date your mom}
One single date, I'll pick her up at 8
{Let me date your mom, let me date your mom please}
[Spoken Outro]
Timmy's Mom: Hey Timmy, karate practice is over, let's go home!
Danny: Hi, Mrs. Johnson! Do you like karate and also believe that we should save the planet? Okay, bye. (That went well)