[Verse 1]
I know that it says it all
Right there on the bathroom wall
Means as much as any book
I think I'm gonna have a look, yeah

[Verse 2]
People have so much to say
I can't think of a better way
See the may shades of ink
What a place to sit and think, yeah

[Verse 3]
People from the finest homes
Come to write their finest poems
Lots of things to make me laugh
Kilroy signed his autograph

[Chorus]
Susan slept here
George Washington slept here
Everybody slept here
Everybody slept here

[Verse 4]
I know that it says it all
It's right there on the bathroom wall
Means as much as any book
I think I'm gonna have another look
[Bridge]
And the two best words of all
That you see on every bathroom wall
Don't you know I'd say 'em if I could?
They could never be misunderstood

[Chorus/Outro]
Susan slept here
George Washington slept here
Everybody slept here
Everybody slept here...