[INTRO]
*Gay laughing*
DICK!

[Chorus]
The government tried to ban me from the Gay Web
I downloaded hole browser then got back in
Went and got a VPN
Just kissed another man
Imma keep sucking these n***as on sight 'till I fuck his friends
This shit's gay but it's cool but I gotta get it in
I tried 5 lubes but this dick, it's not sticking in
If the dick past '12, it's not fitting in
Bro came over round on the cock, his booty still on pend

[VERSE 1]
You can call me anything but straight boy, I ain't ever been
I'm about to take this dick somewhere it ain't ever been
You need to stop saving dick pics that you ain't never send
N***as love to run off with the booty so I never lend
The holes never ask you for dildos cause they always... [?]
The holes never ask you for condoms cause I'm still shittin'
You can ask every dick about me, Imma fool with it
I sucked a dick for $50 and left the drool with it
I'm about to buy some STD's and act a fool with it
I just fucked 2 n***as off ebay... [?]
I just got my cheeks clapped, took my cheeks and turned it
I feel like Chief Sosa, I suck these n***as cause I earned it
At first I didn't know how to be gay, took my time and learned it
Your girl was trynna give me a kiss, yo I had to curve it
I made my first butthole search, took that and turned it
One day that dick got mad then took my clothes and burnt them
[Chorus]
The government tried to ban me from the Gay Web
I downloaded hole browser then got back in
Went and got a VPN
Just kissed another man
Imma keep sucking these n***as on sight 'till I fuck his friends
This shit's gay but it's cool but I gotta get it in
I tried 5 lubes but this dick, it's not sticking in
If the dick past '12, it's not fitting in
Bro came over round on the cock, his booty still on pend