[Verse 1]
My left hand ain't interested in nothin' but a drink in it
Yeah, I'll have this dance, I like this song it's got some swing in it
You ain't Johnny and I ain't June
But you can be my man in black tonight, baby, if you want to

[Chorus]
Someday, I want the weddin'
Somethin' borrowed, somethin' blue
Flowers and a veil
And a sunset honeymoon
But tonight we ain't nothin'
But a downtown bride and groom
Gettin' hitched on whiskey vows
And exchangin' drunk I do's
With neon diamonds and smoke rings
Neon diamonds and smoke rings

[Verse 2]
I ain't one for champagne and them fancy crystal stem glasses
'Fore I settle down, I'll probably have to kick some bad habits
'Til last call do us part
We ain't gotta get married to pretend we are

[Chorus]
Someday, I want the weddin'
Somethin' borrowed, somethin' blue
Flowers and a veil
And a sunset honeymoon
But tonight we ain't nothin'
But a downtown bride and groom
Gettin' hitched on whiskey vows
And exchangin' drunk I do's
With neon diamonds and smoke rings
Neon diamonds and smoke rings
[Post-Chorus]
'Round and 'round

[Bridge]
Someday, I want my daddy to give me away
I know I want forever, just not today

[Chorus]
Neon diamonds and smoke rings
Neon diamonds and smoke rings
Neon diamonds and smoke rings
Neon diamonds and smoke rings

[Outro]
My left hand ain't interested in nothin' but a drink in it