[Verse 1: Darren Criss & Lainey Wilson, Lainey Wilson]
We're getting drunk, drunk on Christmas
It's been a hell of a week
With all the parties to drop in, and all of that shopping
Had to promise you that I wouldn't peek
But isn't it nice sitting by the fire?
Now we can retire being good as can be
We're getting drunk on Christmas
We're doing something naughty for you and me (Woo, I'm feeling it)

[Verse 2: Darren Criss & Lainey Wilson]
We're getting drunk, drunk on Christmas
Been up since the crack of dawn
So we broke out the booze that we never use
As soon as all the kids and in-laws are gone
And isn't it nice spicing your cocoa
With a bit of SoCo just to give it a bite?
We'rе getting drunk on Christmas
And probably for the rest of thе night

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge: Darren Criss & Lainey Wilson, Darren Criss]
So raise your cup and here's to all our Christmas cheers
Warm nights and frosty beers
Oh, here we come along sailing
Pretty much nailing
[Verse 3: Darren Criss & Lainey Wilson, Darren Criss]
Getting drunk on Christmas (Ha, drunk on Christmas, hey)
We even wrote us a song
We took a peppermint shot for every present we got
Give us a blink if you're drinking along
So give me a glass, pass me the Pappy
Just a little cap before the evening is through
We're getting drunk on Christmas
And hope you're getting drunk with us, too

[Outro: Darren Criss & Lainey Wilson, Darren Criss]
Yeah, we're getting drunk on Christmas
Just think about what Santa would do
I'll be getting drunk on Christmas
As long as I get Christmas with you