[Intro: Noel Miller & Cody Ko]
Uh, goddamn
Everyday I eat a Philly cheesesteak (yup)
Cottage cheese (mhm)
Goddamn
25 pounds Chobani yogurt with peanut butter
Fat on my dick, let's go
Tiny meat gang

[Hook: Noel Miller & Cody Ko]
Eat a lotta food, keep ya dick fat (uh)
Eat a lotta food, keep ya dick fat (ay)
Ain't no skinny penis, we ain't with that (naw)
Now keep ya dick fat
Now keep ya dick fat

[Verse 1: Noel Miller & Cody Ko]
Every day I eat a ham sandwich (Why?)
I got that tiny meat (Oh)
I'm trying to change that
She grindin' on my jeans, but she ain't feelin' jack
That ain't my cell phone, bitch, that's my ball sack (Ayy)
My meat too wide (Ayy)
She let that slide (Ayy)
Them seven grains (Ayy)
Make my dick gain
25 pounds every month
My shit could fill up a trunk
This ain't no little pea shooter, girl
Man, this shit come with a pump
Now get your pussy dumb (What?)
Get your pussy dumb (What does that mean?)
Get your pussy dumb, bitch
Get your pussy dumb
Man, this shit purple like lean
Man, this shit Hulk, it is mean
All of my pockets is green
Tiny Meat Gang is my team

[Hook: Noel Miller & Cody Ko]
Eat a lotta food, keep ya dick fat (Uh)
Eat a lotta food, keep ya dick fat (Ay)
Ain't no skinny penis, we ain't with that (Naw)
Now keep ya dick fat
Now keep ya dick fat

[Verse 2: Cody Ko & Noel Miller]
Ay, yo, it's Cody, hahaha
280K flippin' subs on Youtube, bitch
Ay, what you talking 'bout flip?
Man, shut the fuck up and stop rapping about Youtube
That shit ain't cool
Well, I mean, what is cool then?

[Verse 3: Cody Ko]
I keep this dick fat, your chick is with that
I got her up in the crib, she cooking baby back
She got that cookies and cream, I call her Shake Shack
I got that IHOP dick, she call me short stack (Ay)
And I don't give a fuck about nothing
Your girl in my kitchen and I know she cookin' muffins
Got that chode-like dick: fat, short, and fucking wide
Like a tree stump, girl, but it ain't about the size
Right? It's about like, how you use it
Y'know what I'm saying? Right?
Anyways, Jake Paul, you made your shit in one day?
We did this shit in four hours, this is the song of the summer
Watch out, watch out for this on the Billboard charts bitch
[Hook: Noel Miller & Cody Ko]
Keep ya dick fat
Keep ya dick fat
Every motherfucking day you keep your dick fat
It's everyday, bro
It's everyday, bro
Keep ya dick fat
Keep ya dick fat (what)