Agony, agony feel the agony, agony of the stars
Feel the agony, agony feel the agony, agony of the stars
There's a hat on the bed
Take that hat off of your head
And kiss me like a french boy
Kisses his french boy toy

And I will be your lap dog on sunday afternoon
How have you been
I've been fine
How have you been, boy?
I've been fine!

Agony, agony feel the agony, agony of the stars
Feel the agony, agony feel the agony, agony of the stars
The wrestling match read
The villains are hanging from a thread

And music is their enemy
Culture is their enemy
Leprosy

Let's slice up a Jesuit
And offer him to the sky
How have you been, boy!
I've been fine!
How have you been, boy!
I've been fine
How have you been
I've been fine
How have you been
I've been fine