Greeting, spent day riding forklift
Mother says NO
Can't I for forklift me?
Want it because I need money and
Work time is my life, not hers

But what does it mean
Kitchen, cousin, human sweating and puking
This is just one day, just one day
You can try again later
Pay me

Of course work sucks
Spend week Nevada
Dancing with old lady
Full of nickels
Full of nickels and dimes
Makes me tired, lose myself
Lose my cash
But get REAL DRUNK

And then when I'm drunk, go over to dealer
Bobbi from Iowa and say
"Wow Bobbi, give me something more than 21."

Nothing left back home with Forklift
Driving past boss Kramer
Age 24, Delta High PhD
"Say Mr. Kramer, tired of work
Let me puff this forklift
Let me puff this forklift."

Forklift can kiss my ass and serve this forklift today
Sick and sick and tired from parking forklift
??? Uh huh, give me this forklift
Donate this forklift
Please, please
For Christmas
Please
For Christmas
Christmas