[Verse 1]
There's a man in a blue plaid shirt come knockin'
I don't know what he's come here for
But I know it probably isn't gonna hurt anybody
If I don't get up and answer the door
No, I believe I'll stay here on the floor

[Chorus]
I'm gonna stand by my girl
Don't think I won't
I'm gonna stand by my girl
Because she'll kill me if I don't
I said she'll kill me if I don't

[Verse 2]
I never shoulda messed up
I shoulda gone ahead and fessed up
I'm gonna look good all dressed up
For my own funeral
I'm sure she'll look beautiful

[Chorus]
I'm gonna stand by my girl
Don't think I won't
I'm gonna stand by my girl
Because she'll kill me if I don't
I said she'll kill me if I don't
[Verse 3]
I love a girl with fire in her eyes
That's what I used to say
But now I've come to realize
If I wanna live another day
I can't be livin' that old way

[Chorus]
I'm gonna stand by my girl
Don't think I won't
I'm gonna stand by my girl
Because she'll kill me if I don't
I'm gonna stand by my girl
Don't think I won't
I'm gonna stand by my girl
Because she'll kill me if I don't
I said she'll kill me if I don't