Ladies gentleman boys and girls, I wanna welcome you all to land of the noise and blurs. This is gunna be a verse with lots of poise and slurs. So you better pay attention do you all concur? This is a song about nothing call me Jerry Seinfeld
Self made genius, I’m my only clientele. The beginning just a demo, it’s only me saying hello, imma put you all to sleep like ya damn head just hit the pillow
I’m clever like severus and funny like serius. Difference is at the end I’ll be here to fucking hear all this. I’m so lyrical, I’m satirical, the fact that I’m not writing for south park’s a fucking miracle. I’m so cocky, boo, you caught me. Got so many bucks you’d think I’m living in Milwaukee. I’m so honest. I promise. Ride this track so fucking well you all can call me Thomas. Okay

Boy I’m a trend setter, make your girl a bed wetter. I spit rhymes so fucking hot I named my 2 lips red and pepper. I’m so extra. You betcha. Always socket to ‘em cause I’m so fucking electric. I'd really like to think that I’m a demon. Always so offensive but y’all pussies on D man. Every line I write is so god damn outrageous. Savour every rhyme he’s the only one that can save us. Now that I think about it y’all a bunch of cow tuggers. When they ask you who’s the best my name’s the only that you utter. I’m a vegan, so it’s never nice to meat me. First in the nation so my home’s a fucking tepee. Hate on me for speaking my mind that’s hypocritical. But from my point of view I’m only hip hop critical. The stupid shit rappers spit about is cynical. Man, writing a decent couple of bars… ain’t too difficult

Time to get serious and I’m a little furious. If you think I was trying before you must be delirious. From outside I’m mysterious and y’all must be so curious what it’s like to have the full on BooCocky experience. This a Cha Cha beat, I got all y’all beat. Rappers tryna say something but it’s all talk talk tweet. You wanna go at me? You wanna get gutsy? Then spit a strong fucking verse cause your normal shit weak
Ass fuckers, ya I'm talking to you. I’d mention all niagara rappers but we’re already through. The local rappers ain’t worth it so what you want me to do? I could go new school rappers but in system I already do. I’m white but each and every line I spit got colour. If you don’t like me I will gladly recommend another. If I'm the lightning then that makes all of my rhymes the thunder. Think I’m just a rapper then I’ve played you for a sucker

You think I’m cracking but I am a monster. If this is really God’s world then its mine to conquer. His raps are so electric oh my what a shocker. I spit so fucking hot that I breathe fire underwater
Beginning to feel like I am in AOMG, I got every bitch in the world saying AOMG
I’m not saying that my dick is super LONG but my girl’s lips always on it like a BONG
Are you sick of these damn punchlines, cause I got you piled up like lunch lines
I just think that puns are a good time. When I got that perfect good rhyme
GOOD GOD
Not even into my prime, but I’m bout to run out of time
Who the fuck said I couldn’t shine? Are you really in your right mind?

Now that you’ve seen a couple of different flows, there’s just one more thing I’d like you all to know. If you try to shade me know that I will grow. Now just sit back relax and please enjoy the show
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