[Intro: Justin Abisror]
What's up diggity dogs?
It's me and Lil Barnacle on this track, let's go

[Verse 1: Lil Barnacle]
I like your grandma, I bet she likes me
Ice on my neck and it's looking like pee
Diamonds on my neck, ice 20 degrees
She wants to be friends, she has to beat my meat
We can't hang on bananas like an orangutan
Got swag, a Supreme bag, don't check a tag, I'm really bad
Yeah, I'm your dad, you know that I stay rad, yeah
All my music is bad, eat your mom's ass, now you sad, yeah
My music is wack, eating the booty like a Tic Tac, yeah
I do not lack and you know that that's a fact, ay

[Verse 2: Justin Abisror]
And now I’m back
All of you better stay on track
In fact, I think you should relax
I’m on the beat, with barnacle and Mr. Krabs
I was with Mrs. Puff and she gave me crabs
I don’t talk to fake people, cause they be acting fishy
You don’t want me to roast you, call that fish fillet
Walk in the Krusty Krab, because I’m feeling moist
See Patrick with his pointy head just like a pencil point
I’m waiting for a burger, I want beef, hold the bread
Spinning in my head, did squid hear what I said?
[Chorus: Justin Abisror]
Barnacles!
You’re talking to me when you’re just a load of
Barnacles!
You think that I can’t see but I see you’re full of
Barnacles!
You think that I need you, I wish I could undo
But when I look at you, all that I see are smelly
Barnacles!

[Verse 3: Justin Abisror]
You work at the Chum Bucket, not qualified for Krusty Krab
You know you can’t compete, me and barnacle go hard and dab
Go back to the alley, like dollar stores you’re tacky (ew)
Go to your sugar daddy, you’re only good at flipping patties
Squidward’s a barnacle hole, like the trash he is disposed
With a huge nose, playing those instruments, no
Sitting at home, squid is stealing my songs
But he can’t even rap, I’ll put him where he belongs

[Chorus: Justin Abisror]
Barnacles!
You’re talking to me when you’re just a load of
Barnacles!
You think that I can’t see but I see you’re full of
Barnacles!
You think that I need you, I wish I could undo
But when I look at you, all that I see are some smelly
Barnacles!