[Verse 1: Sigurd]
My name is Sigurd, I'm choppin' up the wood
Work has me beleaguered, I'd quit it if I could
Come sit next to me, pour yourself some mead
Just like Velod made with juniper berries
Things were better then, back in old Helgen
Before Alduin turned it to a ruin

[Chorus 1: Sigurd]
Now dragon wings darken the skies
We're struggling just to get by
The guard said he took an arrow in the knee
It's rough being an NPC

[Verse 2: Mikael]
My name is Mikael, got a real similar voicе
I'm real skilled at flattery, but Carlotta's annoyеd, she's annoyed
Since I went to school, I'm in crippling debt
Now my notes are flat, and you know what else?
There are only three songs that I can play
There's not much to learn from the Bard's College

[Chorus 2: Mikael]
They don't have a very good program
My education was a scam
I wish i chose a different path
A more stable career such as
[Bridge 1: Mikael]
Working for Belethor
Working for Belethor
Working for Belethor
Working for Belethor

[Bridge 2: Mikael]
Working for Belethor
Working for Belethor
Working for Belethor
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Outro: Sigurd]
My name is Sigurd