Here I go playing the same 4-chords
I don't know how the people watching don’t get bored
Oh no
They think it's difficult to play the Ukulele

If you're attractive then you’ll get more views
Especially if you have a nice pair of boobs
Oh wow
I guess I'm lucky that I scheduled that appointment

I think that I'm artsy and deep
Because I know how to apply a black and white filter to iMovie

My recording sounds like shit
My singing is pure hell
But even though I suck
I'll still get compliments to feel better about myself

I get millions of views
But only 'cause I cover the most popular tunes
Nana
You gotta love those millennial woops

This song needs diversity
So let's change things up one, two, three
Oh yeah
I guess it's time to build up my emotions
FUCK
FUCK
GODDAMMIT
GODDAMMIT
GODDAMMIT