[Verse 1]
You're playing the world
You hollow, fat, son of a bitch
Yes, I'm allowed to say fat
Cause it's an unhealthy lifestyle to live

[Chorus - Version 1]
Man, I'm so worried 'bout the media
Is this what we are teaching our kids?
You're not doing the right thing
By getting noticed throwing public fits

[Verse 2]
I'm sorry if you're triggered
But reverse racism does exist
And just because you're a woman
Does not mean you should be more privileged

[Chorus - Version 2]
You think you're changing the world
But you just look like an idiot
You think you're part of something bigger
But, believe me, you're not fitting in

[Outro]
Um, and if you're a guy, and you're also a social justice warrior, I understand you're trying to smash and, uh, if that works for you, go for it