[Verse 1]
I'm not a citizen by law
And my consent is necessary for you to prove me wrong
I'll keep my windows closed
So you can't smell my dope
Hey, what the hell man?
My window you just broke
Wait, am I being detained?

[Chorus]
Am I being detained?
This is pure assault
Please leave me alone
You're being detained

[Verse 2]
Yes, you're being detained
You nosey little brat
You're think you're getting away for saying things like that
You don't know what is right from wrong
In jail you belong
And by the way, your logic makes no sense
So damn right you're being detained

[Chorus]
Damn right you're being detained
In a court of law
This will be your fault
You're being detained
[Bridge]
I don't have to say anything, I don't know what this guy is doing, no, no
You're gonna assault him?
Are you assaulting me?
Are you assaulting me?
You're assaulting him! He did not- (baby crying) HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! Call-call the police
Called them!
One two three four!

[Outro]
Detained!
You're being detained!
You're being detained!
You're being detained!