YouTube is a giant hub
For memelords and some depressed scrubs
Who need a place to go to be entertained

And lately I've been thinkin' of
The many ways to gather subs
And these are what I think are the best ways

Throw a hot take every now and then
Do some dumb things with my friends
Do some incredibly stupid test for five hours straight

Cover songs from the Top 40
Be relatable and quirky
Actually be good at playing video games
(Or just yell at your screen.)

Try to invoke some sweet nostalgia
Take pride in copying ideas
Sign to a major company and sell your soul

Shock some people with your humor
Start a big overblown rumor
Or just simply make some memes by being old

Just act unrealistically happy
Then tell everyone your life is crappy
Or just parody a song that everybody likes
Make some bedroom pop for teens
Donate money on the streets
Or you could actually be original...
And cool