[Verse 1]
Standing around doing nothing all day
For 42 hours a week
My survival kit's failing
The zombies are wailing
I die every time that they speak

[Chorus]
We do what we do to stay alive
Even if that means slaving from 9-5
And every day we'll slowly lose our minds
These retail zombies eating me alive
These retail zombies eating me alive

[Verse 2]
Walking in circles and shielding my eyes
So I decrease the chance of attack
They say blasphemous things like "the customer's right"
But nobody's watching my back

[Chorus]
We do what we do to stay alive
Even if that means slaving from 9-5
And every day we'll slowly lose our minds
These retail zombies eating me alive
These retail zombies eating me alive
Don't approach me, I'm abnormal, can't act normal
Conversations always haunt me, maybe I'm the zombie

[Chorus]
We do what we do to stay alive
Even if that means slaving from 9-5
And every day we'll slowly lose our minds
These retail zombies eating me alive
These retail zombies eating me alive