[Verse 1]
I feel like masturbating 'til my eyes pop out my skull
And I’m drinking 'til my blood turns into wine
I'll crash my car into the river, drowning out my soul
With a gun in my hand in case I don’t die

[Chorus]
Well, when the hell did I lose my brain?
I'm still figuring it out
And what the hell is my last name?
I'm still figuring it out
And no one wants to hear me complain
Until I figure it out
So might as well just shoot me in the face

[Verse 2]
I'm running low on morphine so I'll shoot up my cocaine
When I'm getting low, I only can get high
I need to feel the adrenaline coursing through my veins
It'll dilate the pupils in my eyes

[Chorus]
Well, when the hell did I lose my brain?
I'm still figuring it out
And what the hell is my last name?
I’m still figuring it out
And no one wants to hear me complain
Until I figure it out
So might as well just shoot me in the face
[Instrumental Interlude]

[Verse 3]
I’m tired of eating processed foods and hookers in my room
And I need a place to go and get away
Got one hand on the telephone, another on my doom
With a Smith and Wesson pointed at my face

[Chorus]
Well, when the hell did I lose my brain?
I'm still figuring it out
And what the hell is my last name?
I’m still figuring it out
And no one wants to hear me complain
Until I figure it out
So might as well just shoot me in the face