In the dead of midnight
Someone's creeping down the hall
See those yellow uniforms?
We're the ones who got it all!

We might trigger an alarm
But we never come to harm
Because before the cops can catch us
We can call my mom

We're great at crime
(Don't call us dumb!)
Yeah we're great at crime
(I stole some bubblegum!)

The boys in blue are here for you
There is nothing they can do
We scruffle scram skedaddle
Up a creek without a paddle

No you cannot rattle us
Cause we are great at crime
Larceny, incarcerated! Arson's kinda overated!
There's no reason to debate it

Great at crime
Great at crime
Great at crime