[Verse 1]
Hey! It's your favorite salesman
[[Number 1 since 1997]]
But sales gone down [[the drain]] the [[drain!]]
Now my life is full of [[pain]]

Well I've got a [[special deal]] for
Lonely [[hearts]] that are just like you
Why hate your [[4.99]] life when
You could be [[brand new!]]

I have the thing you need
You want it to [[complete]]
The [[hyperlink is blocked]]
But I can show if you agree

Show me your [[HeartShapedObject]]
And the [[light]] I see
Oh you're a lightner aren't you
[[Come on!]]
Show it off to me!

[Chorus]
Come on it's yours [[I'll]] hit the jackpot
[[Failure]]
'Cause now's your chance to be a [[big shot!]]
[[Am I sure?]]
[]You got somе heart]] you'll be alright if you
[[Give it givе it give it]] without a fight
[[Deal?]] in need of your light [[come on!]]
I'd rather [[die]] than be a robot
[Verse 2]
I used to be the biggest
But now I need a little [[generosity]]
It's not because its for the riches
It's for [[freedom]] you see

Kromer is all I need to
Give you the [[deal insurance]]
I'll give a discount just for you
And it'll be [[tax expense]]

Oh don't you worry I'm an
[[Honest man]]
You see
Yum yum delicious kromer
Come on
Give it all to me!

Come on it's yours [[I'll]] hit the jackpot
[[Failure]]
'Cause now's your chance to be a [[big shot!]]
[[Am I sure?]]
[[You got some heart]] you'll be alright if you
[[Give it give it give it]] without a fight
[[Deal?]] in need of your light [[come on!]]
I'd rather [[die]] than be a robot
[Spoken]
What!?!?
You don't need it!?!?
That's a real bigshot move kid!
You're like me...
[[Very desperate]]
But we know what we want, don't we!?
Wild prizes
Hot singles
One hundred customers
And most of all...
[[Hyperlink blocked]]
Will you take the final deal!?

Then a deal's a deal!
Pleasure doing business with you kid!

[Chorus]
Come on it's yours [[I'll]] hit the jackpot
[[Failure]]
'Cause now's your chance to be a [[big shot!]]
[[Am I sure?]]
[[You got some heart]] you'll be alright if you
[[Give it give it give it]] without a fight
[[Deal?]] in need of your light [[come on!]]
I'd rather [[die]] than be a robot
[Spoken]
[[It's not over yet, here we go!]]