[Verse 1]
In the dead of midnight
Someone's creeping down the hall...
See those yellow uniforms?
We're the ones who got it all!

We might trigger an alarm
But we never come to harm
Because before the cops can catch us
We can call my mom



[Chorus]
We're great at crime! (Don't call us dumb!)
Yeah we're, great at crime! (I stole some bubblegum!)
The boys in blue are here for you
There is nothing they can do!
We scuffle scram skedaddle
Up a creek without a paddle
No you cannot rattle us
'Cause we are
Great at crime

Larceny, Incarcerated!
Arson's kinda overrated!
There's no reason to debate it
Great at crime
Great at crime
Great at crime!


[music]
(na na na na! So good!)
(yeah yeah yeah! Great at crime!)



[Verse 2]
While you're busy sleeping
We are sneaking through your yard....
"Beware of dog" is just a bluff!
This won't be very hard!

Your security won't stop us
Know that you can never top us
We will sneak in through the chimney
And then we get stuck



[Chorus]
We're great at crime! (Help I can't get out!)
Yeah we're, great at crime! (*cough* I think I swallowed grout!)
Grab the hooch and then we skootch!
...Unless you've got a scary pooch!
Rip 'n rob 'n Root-le
But it all feels rather futile
When you're chewed out by a poodle...
No!
We're great at crime
Larceny, Incarcerated!
Arson's kinda overrated!
There's no reason to debate it
Great at crime
Great at crime
Great at crime!



[music]
(great at crime, So good!)
(We're great at crime, yeah yeah yeah)



[Verse 3]
Got a brand new target
That museum is our next mark
Breaking in at 7
'Cause we are scared of the dark!

And the creeping apprehension
Of the dangers of detention
Doesn't get a single mention
And I'll tell you why
Hit me with the motto, fellas!
One more time!


[Chorus]
Great at crime! (I failed remedial english!)
Yeah we're, great at crime!
(I don't understand basic rhyme structure!)
Let's grab this charm
'Cause what's the harm?
Oh, we triggered the alarm!
It's just a minor hiccup
I could call my mom for pick up
It's a sleeve I got a trick up
'Cause I'm-
Great at crime!

Thought that I was cunning
But my mama isn't comin'
Really shoulda' started runnin'
'Cause we're-
Great at Crime

The Coppers were a big surprise
They're trying us
We're evil guys
They wouldn't be here otherwise!
We're great at crime!

Larceny, Incarcerated!
Arson's kinda overrated!
There's no reason to debate it
Great at crime
Doing time
Great at crime!



[music]