You didn’t show up today with HIV, AIDS, any of them deadly sexually transmitted disease that’ll make you die two, three weeks, put the cell phone light up.

Lady, if your pussy smell like water, put a cell phone light up. Fellas.

(Lights up)

Fellas, if you ain’t sucking n***a dick in the parking lot, put your cell phone lights up.

(Let's be real about this shit)

Keep it fucking real.