[Intro]
[Chef]
Here's South Park's own Eric Cartman
Singing his very favorite song

I'm sailing away
Set an open course
For the virgin sea
'Cause I've got to be free
Free to face the life
That's ahead of me

On board I'm the captain
So climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow
On every shore
But I'll try
Oh Lord, I'll try
To carry on

I look to the seas
Reflections in the waves
Spark my memory
Some happy, some sad
I think of childhood friends
And the dreams we had
We lived happily forever
So that story goes
But somehow we missed out
On the pot of gold
But we'll try
Best that we can
To carry on

Yeah!

A gathering of angels
Appeared above my head
They sang to me their song of hope
And this is what they said!

They saud
Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me
You guys
Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me

Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me
You guys, huh
Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me...
Yeah!
I thought that they were angels
But to my surprise
They climbed aboard their starship
And headed for the skies!
They said...

Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me
You guys
Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me
Everybody now
Come sail away
Come sail away
Come and sail away with me
You guys, seriously
Come sail away
Come sail away
Come and sail away with me

[Chef]
Make it funky now...
(Hey, you're screwing up my song)
(Hey, what's going on?)

[Chef]
Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me
Children
Come sail away
Come sail away (No, no, no, it's like this!)
Come sail away with me

ROCK IT!
Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me
You guys
Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me
You guys, seriously
Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me
(Come sail away)
Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me
Seriously
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