[CHEF]
Everything worked out
What a happy end
Americans and Canadians are friends again
So let's all join hands and knock oppression down

[AMERICAN & CANADIAN SOLDIERS]
Good Lordy, I'm found!

[STAN, KYLE & ERIC]
Don't you know
Our little lives are now complete

[MOTHERS]
'Cause Terrence and Phillip are sweet

[SHEILA, spoken]
Super sweet!

[ALL]
Thank God we live in this quiet, little, pissant
Redneck, podunk, jerkwater, greenhorn
One-horse, mud-hole, peckerwood, right-wing
Whistle-stop, hobnail, truck-drivin', old-fashioned
Hayseed, inbred, unkempt, out-of-date
Out-of-touch, white trash
[STAN, KYLE & ERIC, spoken]
Kick-ass!

[ALL]
Mountain town!