[Part I: Mentally Dull]
[Chef]
Good night everybody
Take us home, Primus
[Damien]
Everybody hates me!
[Mr. Mackey]
Why do you suppose that is?
[Damien]
Because I'm the son of the devil!
[Mr. Mackey]
Uh huh, that's a good start, why else?
[Cartman]
Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here!
[Stan]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
[Kyle]
You bastards!
[Stan]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
[Mr. Garrison]
What kind of sick weirdo are you?
[Stan]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
[Kyle]
Say something, Mr. Hankey!
[Mr. Hankey]
Ahh
[Stan]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny! Dude, Kenny is dead!
[Chef]
Hello there, children. Let me sing you a little song: I'm gonna make love to you, woman...
[Barbrady]
Well, you ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.
[Reporter]
What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?
[Woman]
My god, that's disgusting!
[Stan]
Whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken?
[Kyle]
Dumbasses!
[Stan]
Ow!
[Cartman]
God damn it!
[Stan]
Dude!
[Kyle]
Huuh! Sick!
[Mr. Hankey]
Ahhhhh!
[Cartman]
You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!
[Kyle]
What the hell would you know, you fat sweaty mongoloid?!?
[Cartman]
Don't call me fat, buttfucker!
[Kyle]
You're such a fat fuck, Cartman, that when you walk down the street people go, "God damn it, that kid's a big fat fuck!!!"
[Cartman]
Hey!
[Mr. Mackey]
I mean you're one screwed up little kid, do you understand?
[Cartman]
He's a very disturbed little boy.
[Ms. Cartman]
You want some Cheesy Poofs?
[Cartman]
Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs!
[Ms. Cartman]
You can have an eensy-weensy bit can't you?
[Cartman]
Well?
[Ms. Cartman]
Just an weensy-eensy woo-woo?
[Cartman]
Okay!
[Ms. Cartman]
I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy Tarts!
[Cartman]
God damn it!
[Ms. Cartman]
Just an weensy-eensy woo-woo?
[Stan]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
[Kyle]
You bastards!
[Stan]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
[Mr. Garrison]
What kind of sick weirdo are you?
[Stan]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
[Kyle]
Say something, Mr. Hankey! (Ahh)
[Stan]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny! Dude, Kenny is dead!
[Mr. Garrison]
Dumbass! What a retard!
[Stan]
Fatso!
[Cartman]
Hey!
[Stan]
Dude!
[Mr. Garrison]
Don't be such a little wuss!
[Barbrady]
Fruitcake!
[Cartman]
Bitch!
[Wendy]
No, I'm not acting like a freak!
[Cartman]
Well, I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish sticking out of my butt, and then there were hundreds of cows and aliens, and then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!
[Stan]
What the hell are you talking about?
[Mr. Garrison]
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
[Wendy]
Barf is gross!
[Cartman]
Nobody gives a rat's ass!
[Pip]
Lunchie-munchies, hm?
[Stan]
Oh yeah? Well at least my mom's not on the cover of "Crack Whore" magazine!
[Cartman]
Don't call me fat, buttfucker!
[Stan]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
[Kyle]
You bastards!
[Stan]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
[Starvin' Marvin]
Yah I want da Cheesy Poof!
[Stan]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
[Mr. Hankey]
Howdy-ho!
[Stan]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny! Holy shit! It's Jesus!
[Cartman]
You pigfucker!
[Stan]
Dude, don't say pigfucker in front of Jesus!
[Jesus]
Yea, believe in me, and ye shall find peace!
[Ring Announcer]
Wearing very, very black trunks.. the king of all that is evil...
[Townspeople]
Barbra Streisand! Barbra Streisand!
[Barbra Streisand]
I'm Barbra Streisand!
[Chef]
Barbra Streisand?
[Leonard Maltin]
Barbra Streisand!
[Kyle]
Kick the baby!
[Ike]
Don't kick the baby!
[Leonard Maltin]
Leonard Maltin!
[Leonard Maltin]
Sidney Poitier!
[Chef]
Sidney Poitier!?!
[Stan]
Oh yeah.
[Barbra Streisand]
Pissant little hick!
[Stan]
You ugly skank!
[Cartman]
Damn your black heart, Barbra Streisand! Hey! Why don't you stop dressin' me up like the mailman, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!
[Kyle]
Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here!
[Cartman]
Let us remember the good times. Kenny would have wanted it that way.
[Stan]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
[Kyle]
You bastards!
[Stan]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
[Kyle]
Total weirdo freak!
[Stan]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
[Stan]
Oh my god!
[Kyle]
Oh my god!
[Stan]
Oh my god, they killed Kenny! Dude, Kenny is dead!
[Kyle]
Ohh!
[Cartman]
Ohhoh!
[Hidden Track: Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch]
Well, Kyle's mom a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesday, she's a bitch
And Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super King Kamehameha beeyotch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's just a dirty bitch
Kyle's mom is a bitch!
