[Verse 1]
I'm gonna' jack it where the sun always shines
(He's gonna jack it)
Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind
(Jackin' it, oh)
Been planting apple seeds, and while the apples grow
I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego

[Chorus]
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack

[Verse 2]
I don't need no shirt, no, gonna take them pants right off
(He's about to jack it)
On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks?
(Jack it, jack it, ho!)
Been around God's country, and there's one thing I know
There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego!

[Chorus]
Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack
(Jackin' for the lord!)
[whistling]

[Spoken: Jerry Sanders]
Come to San Diego, there's so much to see! From the sparkling waters of Mission Bay to the warm tortillas of Old Town. And after a day of sightseeing, why not try spankin' it on one of our city streets?
San Diego: Come. Take a load off

[Chorus]
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack
A-whackin' it, whackin' it, whackety-whack
Spankin' it, jerkin' it, smackety-smack

[Verse 3]
The cars are passing me by
They honk and say hello
(Hey, that guy's jackin' it!)
From his window there's a guy shootin' video
(Video of him jackin' it)
And if the good lord Jesus comes knocking on my do'
Just tell him that I'm jackin' it in San Diego

[Chorus]
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack
(He's about to jack it)
Jackin' it Jack, jackin' it Jack
Whack, whackin' it, whackin' it
Whackey, whackey, spank spank, smackety-smack