[Intro]
Kyle: Okay Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. This is called a dreidel. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song:

[Verse 1]
I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play

Kyle: Now you try it, Ike. Just spin it with your fingers, like this
Ike: H-I-J-K-L-O-P
Um, this song, like, go all the way
Play, came down the rain and wash the spider out

[Verse 2]
Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?
Kyle: Oh, hey, Cartman. We're playing dreidel. You wanna try?
Cartman: Sure

Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay
But I'm not gonna play with it, 'cause dreidel's fuckin' gay
Hey, shut your mouth, fatass
Jews play stupid games
Jews, that's why they're lame
Jews play stupid games
(Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay)
Jews, that's why they're lame
(Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play)
[Verse 3]
Stan: What's going on? Oh, it's that Hannukah thing
Cartman: It's so amazing. You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round. I could watch it all day
Stan: Let me try

I'll try to make it spin
It fell, I'll try again
I'll try to make it spin
(Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay)
It fell, I'll try again
(Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play)
I'll try to make it spin
(Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay)
(Jews play stupid games)
It fell, I'll try again
(Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play)
(Jews, that's why they're lame)
I'll try to make it spin
(Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay)
(Jews play stupid games)
It fell, I'll try again
(Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play)
(Jews, that's why they're lame)

[Verse 4]
Sheila: Hello, boys
Kyle: Hi, Mom
Sheila: Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel
Now you know that dreidel is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people
Cartman: Yes, we know, Ms. Broslovski, it's so very interesting
Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin
You'll know our people always win, keep spinning!
Learn to make the dreidel spin
(Jews play stupid games)
You'll know our people always win
(Jews, that's why they're lame)

[Verse 5]
Kyle: Oh, hi Dad!
Gerald: Hello, everybody. Say, can I join in?
Kyle: Sure!

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall - everybody!
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
(Jews play stupid games)
(I'll try to make it spin)
(Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin)
(Courteney Cox, I love you)
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play
(Jews, that's why they're lame)
(It fell, I'll try again)
(You'll know our people always win, keep spinning!)
(You're so hot on that show)

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
(Jews play stupid games)
(I'll try to make it spin)
(Learn to make the dreidel spin)
(Courteney Cox, I love you)
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play
(Jews, that's why they're lame)
(It fell, I'll try again)
(You'll know our people always win)
(You're so hot on that show)
Courteney Cox, I love you
You're so hot on that show (Dad?)
Courteney Cox (Dad!), I huh?
Kyle: We're singing about a dreidel
Gerald: Oh, sorry
Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald

[Verse 6]
Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
(Jews play stupid games)
(I'll try to make it spin)
(Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin)
(Courteney Cox, I love you)
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play
(Jews, that's why they're lame)
(It fell, I'll try again)
(You'll know our people always win, keep spinning!)
(You're so hot on that show)

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
(Jews play stupid games)
(I'll try to make it spin)
(Learn to make the dreidel spin)
(Courteney Cox, I love you)
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play
(Jews, that's why they're lame)
(It fell, I'll try again)
(You'll know our people al-, our people always win, -ways win)
(You're so hot, Courteney I love you)