South Park
The Ballad of Lemmiwinks
[Verse 1]
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead
Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead
The journey before you may be long and filled with woe
But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told

[Chorus]
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks

[Verse 2]
Lemmiwink's journey is distant, far and vast
To find his way out of a gay man's ass
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
But push onward, Lemmiwinks, with all of your might

Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the enterance of the small intenstines. There, you must seek out the sparrow prince.

[Verse 3]
The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead
Don't look back Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late
Slow down now, and seal your fate

I am the sparrow prince, long has my spirit been trapped in this place. Before you lies the maze of the small intestines. One path leads to the stomach, the other, to certain doom. Take with you this helmet and torch, let them be your guide.

[Verse 4]
Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way
There's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay
Ahead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within
Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win
[Bridge]
Lemmiwinks came to the stomach dark
Near the depths of the lungs and heart

You choose your path wisely Lemmiwinks, I am the Catatafish.
(The catatafish of the stomach's cove)
If you answer this riddle, the esophogous will let you pass.
(Catatafish's riddle will soon be told)
Hang on Lemmiwinks, you solved the Catatafish's riddle, now your trials are nearly through!

[Verse 5]
Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tale is nearly through

Great job Lemmiwinks, thanks to you we are all free.
But your adventures are just beginning, for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks, you are the gerbil king.
All hail the gerbil king!

Now that you're the Gerbil king has more adventures to go on
Fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun!
There are still so many enemies and battles yet to fight
For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King's tale is told throughout the night

[Chorus]
Lemmi-Lemmi-Lemmiwinks
Le-Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks
Le-Le-Lemmiwinks
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks
Gerbil King