South Park
Wendy’s Audition Song
[Verse]
Mrs. Landers was a health nut
She cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
And he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle
The rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast
Because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets
They're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have
'Cause they like to beat their
Meetin' in the office
A meetin' in the hall
The boss he wants to see you
So you can suck his
Balzac was a writer
He lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
But that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water
Can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected
And blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm sayin'
'Cause it will brin' you luck
And if you all don't like it
I don't give a flyin' fuck