South Park
The Stanford Test (Dialogue)
[Carley]
The following was recorded in the Harris County Jail
AKA the Devil's Mansion, I was nine, little Los was four

[Carlos] How was your day at school?

[Carley] Um it was great, we had music teacher, and we also had the Stanford Test again

[Carlos] Oh really?

[Carley] We finished before anybody our class (?). Like, we did two sections; and we were supposed one before lunch and one after, and we did them both before lunch

[Prerecorded message] You have one minute left to talk

[Carlos] Alright, I think we only have one minute my love, let me say bye to your brother

[Little Los] Hi, daddy!

[Carlos] I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you

[Los] Daddy, what are you doing?

[Carlos] Oh, just working in the studio. I have Shadow on the phone and he's helping me, he's in the studio

[Prerecorded message] You have 15 seconds left to talk
[Los] Bye, daddy!

[Carlos] Okay, baby. We got 15 seconds, I sure do love you to death. I love you to life, I love you so much

[Los] I love you too. Here's mommy-