Well, I'm a badass Cowboy livin' in the Cowboy days
Wiggy, wiggy, scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang
Me and Artemus Clyde frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider
A wiggy wig wig wiggy wiggy wig
Fresh cowboy from the west side

Wiggy wiggy scratch yo yo bang bang
Me and Artemus Clyde frog go save Salma frog polly prissy pants
Go down to, well... rumpletumpskin