[Verse 1]
Well, Kyle's mom's a bitch
She a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch In the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch
If there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Verse 2]
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different
She's a super King Kamahameha biatch!

[Verse 3]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean ole bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and smells dirty too

[Outro]
Kyle's mom, is a bitch