(Verse)
Mrs. Landers was a health nut
She cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
And he had a great big cock
Cock-a-doodle-doodle
The rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast
Because it tastes like shit
Shih Tzus make good house pets
They're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have
'Cause they like to beat their meat
Meeting in the office
A meeting in the hall
The boss he wants to see you
So you can suck his balls
Balzac was a writer
He lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Robеrts didn't like him
But that's 'cause she's a cunt
Contaminatеd water
Can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected
And blood comes out your dick
Dictate what I'm saying
'Cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it
I don't give a flying fuck