[Verse 1: Randy Marsh, Mr. Garrison, Randy Marsh & Stan, Butters & Stephen Stotch, Kyle & Gerald Broflovski]
There's a time in our lives where we must listen to the oppressed
And realize we’ve been keeping women down
They have power, and they have courage
And we must all stand by the belief
That a woman is strong, and she has the power to queef

[Chorus]
Fly free, free to queef aloud, fly free
Let every queef show that you're proud
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) You face so many challenges to put an end to your grief
You're a woman now, and you are free to queef

[Verse 2: Eric Cartman & Mr. Garrison]
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) It’s time for equality, we must give them the respect they deserve
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) They're just the same as you and me, their rights must be preserved

[Chorus]
Queef free (Queef free), every woman has the right
Queef free (Queef free), let your queefing stars shine bright
You are women, hear you roar (Queef free)
Queefing too loud to ignore
Queef a little each day and let your soul take flight

[Outro]
Ah-ah, ah-ah, queef free!