Ice cold beer, down home days
Country music and bike parades
We got Tegridy all around (round, round)
That's life living in our Colorado town

We don't need nothin' from big corporations
We don't need progress and fancy educations
Maybe our Tegridy keeps us down (down, down)
But that's life living in our Colorado town

Now we gotta learn to live without boxes every day
We might wake up tomorrow and wonder why they went away
Guess you might call us a bunch of white trash hicks (hicks, hicks)
But at least we ain't suckin' no Bezosian dicks