[Chef]
Sometimes you fall in love and you think it feels that way forever
You change your life and didn't know your friends cause you think it can't get any better

But then love goes away, no matter what, it doesn't stay as strong
And then you're left with nothing, cause you're thinking with your dong

So watch out for that love bug
It can destroy like a typhoon wind
Just play it cool and don't be a fool

[Mr. Garrison]
And never let poontang come between you and your friends

[Chef]
Daaamn right, Garrison!