[Shelley Marsh]
One, two, three, four!

So much pain in the world today
Too many turds are headin' my way
But we can face the turds together
Passing by turds whenever

[Skyler]
Don'tcha know it's a...

[Shelley Marsh]
Life so full of happiness
Feel free to mark my words
But me and you, we'll muddle through
In a world that's full of turds
TURDS!
Dime-a-dozen sphincter-lovin' turds
TURDS!