[Trey Parker]
Who's the boy that can laugh at a storm cloud?
Turn a frown into a smile for free?
Who's the kid with a heart full of magic?
Everyone knows it's Butters!

[Butters Stotch]
That's me!

[Trey Parker]
Who's the boy with eyes full of wonder?
Who thinks being yourself is the best thing to be?
Who's that rascal with the tweezers in his pocket?
Everyone knows it's Butters!

[Butters Stotch]
That's me!

[Trey Parker]
Jumping in puddles, skipping down the hallway
Petting goats at the petting zoo, he loves John Alway

[Butters Stotch]
Elway!

[Trey Parker]
Who's the tyke with the cutest little dimples?
Batting his eyes at every puppy he sees?
If you look inside yourself you might be surprised when you find
A little boy named Butters!
[Butters Stotch]
Well, that's - that's me. Yeah