[Female]
Cthulhu Cthulhu, Cthulhu Cthulhu
The evil hate-filled Cthulhu
From a dimension far away
Flying through gates of madness
And into your heart

[Eric Cartman]
Yeah! Fuck all you!

[Female]
Turning dreams into nightmares

[Eric Cartman]
Lick my balls!

[Female]
Destroying all he sees

[Eric Cartman]
Now begins a new adventure for me!

[Female]
You and the dark one, Cthulhu
Sharing adventures and smiles
It's a magical bond two pals can share
Soon the whole world will be made aware of
You and the death lord, Cthulhu
Makin’ the world a better place
Together you will have so much fun
[Eric Cartman]
Sending all my stupid friends to oblivion!

[Female]
You and the dark one, Cthulhu

[Eric Cartman]
Suck it, bitchеs!