[Tolkien Black]
He's chubby, he's filthy, and he's just a little bit nuts. Here he is, America's new sweetheart: Fatty Doo Doo!

[Randy Newman]
Who's that scootin' on a scooter? Fatty Doo Doo
Who's got doo doo like a fatty? Scoopty doo
Nobody scoots a fatty doo like you do
Scatty foo foo
Patty poo poo
White President, Black President, I don't care
Just scoop me up some doo doo and I'll be right there
I, only know five chords…six