Have you heard the tale of Craig's mom's bush?
And the night it saved us from drones?
Nobody knew the power it had
They just thought it was shaggy and gross
Craig's mom lived a life of shame and despair
Everyone feared their great giant bush
But then when drones were filling the sky
She unfurled her bush and she used it to fly
Craig's mom's bush, Craig's mom's bush
Gargantuan thicket of madness
Bigger than Earth, and denser than gold
Truly a magical bush to behold
And she flew and she flew away into thе sun
And she died
Craig's mom's bush, Craig's mom's bush
Truly a magical bush to behold